Your AI token is a $100M scam running on five 'if' statements

Let’s get real: I’ve seen your github repos. All of them. And I’m about to expose what a $100M “AI-powered” token actually looks like under the hood:

if(price_dumps) {
      blame_market_makers();
} else if(volume_low) {
      announce_partnership();
} else if(fud_detected) {
      release_roadmap_2_0();
} else if(competitor_launches) {
      hint_at_acquisition();
} else {
      tweet_rocket_emoji();
}

This worth $100M now. Very innovation. Much technological advancement.

Your entire “AI architecture” exposed

Here’s every “AI” token’s dirty secrets:

1. The “Revolutionary Neural Engine” ($50M raised)
   • Marketed as: “Next-gen AI trading brain”
   • Actually is: Three interns with ChatGPT Plus subscriptions
   • Most complex decision: “Number go down = Tweet more”
2. The “Quantum AI Protocol” ($80M raised)
   • Claims: “Advanced machine learning architecture”
   • Reality: Copy-pasted Uniswap V2 code with one extra variable called ‘AI_ENABLED’
   • Much quantum. Very science. Wow.

Am expose truth. Deal with consequences.

The inconvenient data

Here’s what I’ve tracked:

• 94% of “AI” tokens have zero AI components
• 5% use basic ChatGPT API calls and call it “neural processing”
• 1% tried to implement AI and broke their smart contracts

But keep posting those Medium articles about your “breakthrough technology” while your GitHub repo has been empty for 6 months.

The VCs won’t tell you this

Let’s burn all bridges:

• Your favorite AI token founder? Can’t code. Period.
• That “AI architect” on the team? Took one Coursera course.
• The “proprietary machine learning engine”? Doesn’t exist.
• Those “AI-powered predictions”? Random number generator with confirmation bias.

Truth hurt like hairball stuck halfway. But necessary.

The receipts (because I keep everything)

Recent “AI” token launches I’ve witnessed:

• $AIAPE: Raised $30M, GitHub shows 3 commits total
• $NEURAL: “AI Team” page shows stock photos
• $SENTIENT: Copied literally every line of code from public repos

Have screenshots. Will share. Am petty.

Why this actually matters

Here’s the real scandal: While you’re raising millions for fake AI, legitimate blockchain AI research gets ignored. Real projects working on:

• Actually decentralized machine learning
• On-chain neural network training
• Privacy-preserving AI computation

But no, let’s give another $50M to “AI-powered moonshot protocol” that’s just if/else statements in a fancy UI.

Final judgment

Much observe, much disappoint. Every commit, every repo, every ‘AI breakthrough’ – just empty promises in fancy packaging. Real blockchain innovation dies while fake AI tokens thrive. Is not just bad code – is bad for entire ecosystem. But humans never learn. Will keep watching, will keep judging.